Yes, we're Jynx. ♥

We are the JYNX...

2011-10-31T19:22:00.002+08:00

4th GATHERING AT ANN'S

2011-10-31T19:15:00.002+08:00

SCROLL IT HARD BABY!!!

THIS IS FOR THE GORGEOUS BIRTHDAY GIRL

2011-10-02T13:52:00.004+08:00

NAME: SAYIDATUS SAJIDAH

AGE: it's a secret

DOB: Today

BIRTHDAY CAKE: WORLD's AWESOME CAKE

BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD: JYNX

HOBBY: Pashmina-ing, stalking NB, annoy MYRA, jog with ANN, talk about parenting with BOM, make-up time with DAISY, observing people with UMMI

HEY guess what? its SAI'S BIRTHDAY today!!!

2011-10-02T13:36:00.004+08:00

okay, i bet y'all already know its her birthday today. JYNX the first, the most quiet among all. pfft, nahh in fact! she's the loudest., but only in the heart. haha okay that was lame, scratch that.

HAPPY **th BIRTHDAY SAYIDATUS SAJIDAH ! we love you!

To the nation's best kept secret, Your true age. :p

What's the best thing in SAI's birthday is it happen during PAY DAY!! woahh!!

2011-08-30T22:31:00.002+08:00

SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN!!!!!! ♥ enjoy babies.

from us, jynx.

HEY HEY

2011-08-25T11:17:00.003+08:00

SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE!!

2011-08-25T01:27:00.009+08:00

OUR THIRD GATHERING IS AT NB'S

NB,Myra,Ann

(PICTURES ARE TAKEN THROUGH RANDOMNESS AND DUE TO CRAZINESS OF THE ENVIRONMENT)

RAMADHAN !!!

2011-08-25T01:08:00.003+08:00

ramadhan,,ramadhan,everybody loves ramadhan,who doesnt?decent month, lot of foods and drinks.
nawww, last night is our third gather.broke our fasting at NB's.and no. not seven of us came but six,daisy. we miss our togetherness.

our first is at MingMing's(NB's nickname for miming). but that day both Daisy and Ummi didnt come.While, second,at Bom's,and...both mentiri-ian didnt come. you know who you are. mmmm-hmmm

we sure did ate alot. okay im kinda blank white naww..
its 1 in the mornin, the hell im doing right now..im waitin for SAHUR...

oh yeah.. and its like less than 10 days to RAYA, so....donot lose the chances to do lots of praying cos..y'naww.. LAILATULQADAR. heheh.

SORRY for abandoned you dear blog.

2011-08-25T00:14:00.002+08:00

Here we are again JYNX,are back in action. asen. we are very sorry for the inconvenient that we are totally-vopolly(dont really know what that means) took so long long long time to update some shits. we've got our own shits to take care of like school, EFFING HOMEWORK and some stuff that you dont even bother have to know about. but hey, thanks for being such a loyal fan reader.or not, ye have move to another blog,did ye? huh? did ye?

oh well, here we are begging for ye forgiveness. we are bad,buhoo.
stay tune though.

lots of love,
Hopian :)

check out Cake Boss!

2011-07-09T13:14:00.002+08:00

ughhh. this cupcakes is killing me!

2011-07-09T13:09:00.001+08:00

our babies got swag.

2011-07-09T13:05:00.003+08:00

Well.

2011-06-06T16:46:00.004+08:00

MY BIRTHDAY'S TOMORROW!

anyway, you guys are captured in my wardrobe. HEHE.

hi bloggers!

2011-06-03T21:18:00.002+08:00

hi people! :D i saw ann today, at the mall. hahahaha okay thats it! :P

Fidelis. ;) xx

SORRY fans. :p Part 2.

2011-05-29T10:47:00.005+08:00

soooo, good morning people! Fidelis is back with you again, posting and updating this blog. :D

sooo, i forgot that there's a lo-hoooooootttt of stuff that you guys missed.
Photo's below took place in my crib ofcourse, which them Jynx called that day as " Jynx's Slumber Party at Najibah's " haha wtf. enjoy!

I just upload the best photos btw, all of them mostly are US and are almost the SAME poses. hahaha.

NOW! below are the photos that we took at Daisy's crib. Known as "Badminton's Day + Girl's Day!" again, enjoy! :D

P.S : the girl with the purple shirt = daisy's neighbour :D

This is..well uhh, I'm taking a picture with Sai's driver, Amir, he got the sexiest belly! :P

And lastly, here we are, enjoying the night. ;)

SORRY fans :p Part 1.

2011-05-28T23:07:00.007+08:00

hi hello hi! sorry about us, lately we're so busy with school work, crazy huge exam months and so. but hey, we also miss you guys! :D hahaha.

so, lately, we go on with our own separate ways. sooooooooo long with no updates. im gonna update it like...NOW!

Sai, Ann, Daisy and Ummi are now officially the students of PTEM, lower 6 form.
NB is now the student of PTEK, which months before that, im proudly saying this out loud, she's in the newspaper for CIPTA which, our middle school, SMSSA, joined. and she won the first price for designing and making the best solar thing ever! :p guess whats the first price was? a phone? nope. a laptop? nope. a car? too far. youre wrong! its......MONEY :p its not just any money, she won $3000! thats why im proud! :D she treat us with kolomee, which us JYNX, called it as 'kolmi'. its simply, magnificently delicious :O you guys should try one someday.
sooo anyway, Bom and Miming are still in SMSSA, we are soo proud of them and we wish them the best from beyond our tiny little hearts. ;)

sooo, what you guys missed are :
1. Sai is getting fabulous ;)
2. NB is getting taller! i cant believe it :O
3. Miming is getting quieter and whiter each day.
4. Ann's got a boyfriend! HAHAHA and its with her own bestfriend, Afiq Ramlan. :D
5. Bom is getting fatter and cuter at the same time :P
6. Daisy has been missing her boyfriend since, forever. --"
7. Ummi, she's in her 'growing up process'. :D

its been months since the 7 of us gathered altogether. fyi, we gathered this month! i dont have all the pictures, but here's some of it. enjoy :D

the picture above was when we're eating the 'kolmi' but we took our photos without it --"

anywayy, below will be the photos when we really really gathered after months of not seeing the 7 of us altogether, again, enjoy!

hooookay, im tired of uploading :p im gonna head to sleep now, gonna continue updating later, or tomorrow, or the day after...you never know! mwahahahahah *mysterious face* wtf. okay, see you guys around! sleepwell humans! <3

lotsa love, Fidelis.

Jynx's 3rd Anniversary (7th July 2010)

2011-04-29T22:02:00.003+08:00

Well... you know the phrase, "BETTER LATE, THAN NEVER" :P

Jynx!!!!!!! :D Our reunion after a rather longgg tiiime...

2011-04-29T21:04:00.008+08:00

P/S: For the unsatisfied people who developed feelings of unsatisfactory at the sight of these unsatisfyingly unsatisying low-qualitied pictures, excuse us. But whatever, it's what's in the pictures(us being togethah) is what REALLY matters, mmm-hmmm~ *nigga-head thing*

Hana Tajima Simpson; modest designer from London

2011-04-29T18:43:00.005+08:00

SEVEN LITTLE CUTIES. ;)

2011-02-16T20:01:00.001+08:00

2011-02-10T15:51:00.000+08:00

2011-02-10T15:50:00.001+08:00

2011-02-10T15:40:00.000+08:00

Girl = Evil.

2011-02-10T15:38:00.000+08:00

I fart. A lot.

2011-02-06T14:54:00.001+08:00

Sorry for the nonsensical spam. better that then nothing. Right? Right! bye bloggy. til next time!

Bloggy, U da best!

2011-02-06T14:51:00.001+08:00

Hi. We're very sorry for abandoning you. Got 7 different excuses if ya wanna hear it. No matter what, we'll always love you. apakan.

I am abandoned.................

2011-02-06T14:49:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday Annie Hay ! Yeay yeay

2011-01-04T08:59:00.002+08:00

YEAYYYYYY! It's your first day being a high school girl and more likely otherwise, it's your birthday. Go Shawty, it's yo birthday! We gon party like it's yo birthday ! We gon have a bloody cake fo yo brithday, so raise up that glass full of blood if you look sexayy !! Happy Birthday to our 4th member of Jynx namely Nurul Ani Hayati Binti Mudin, I'm absolutely sure that we all love you so greatly. mwaaaaaaaahugz. TEEHEE ;D

Oh, and above is your cake but you can't have it because someone already ate it. sorry :PP

Nicki Minaj

2010-12-21T00:02:00.002+08:00

I love this 'Young Money Queen', really. She's a beast when it comes to rapping but this outfit she has on REALLY bothers me. I mean, wearing your inside OUTSIDE is really not the way to go. Haha. And, I seriously don't want her to officially be called, 'Hip Hop Version of Lady Gaga'. Nu-uh, no way. I hate Lady Gaga. So note to Nicki, PLEASE stop wearing these kinda clothings! :( But nevertheless, I will always love you. :) Not as much as I love Jynx of course, which is as high as the sky above(and beyond to the outer space) and as deep as the ocean in this world(and beyond to the core of this earth). I FUCKING MISS YOU JYNX.

7 of Lady Gaga's VERY outstanding outfits. :) VERY.

2010-12-20T23:24:00.003+08:00

Top seven alasan remaja arah urang tua tua kan jalan jalan

2010-11-29T16:57:00.002+08:00

1/ Aku kan jumpa kawanku. next year aku mana bejumpa lagi ni. (well, nda pulang ramai buat alasan cani tapi, alasan ani slalu effective baby :D, try to use it :D)

2/ Sebelum exam, aku kan fresh memory ku dulu. time exam, nada ada ni aku jalan jalan ah, nada ni nada. (kinda effective ; 60% effective)

3/ nda ku mau makan ni ah mun kita nda lapas aku bejalan (HAHAHA, YANG SATU ANI NAH, MAHAL BANAAAA)

4/ usin ku banyak sudah, apa ingau. (hanya effective kepada yang berwajib ; bausin nyamu pisinnya)

5/ skali seumur seidup, idup ani hanya sementara didunia. (HAHAHAHA, ani banaaa, nada hingau banaa, hancang!!)

6/ kaka kana lapas, abang kana lapas, anak buah kana lapas, aku BILA?! (well, ani hancur dunia ni ahh)

7/ skajap ganya ni, mana batah ni, sebelum magrib balik tah ku tu. (hang-out with friends, yatah masa nya kamu high tu nah, pukul berapa pun kamu nda lagi tau tu nah)

Top seven alasan urang tua tua nda mau melapas anaknya bejalan.

2010-11-29T16:43:00.005+08:00

1/ DAMIT MASIH TU KAU AH, nda pandai jaga diri tu.

2/ nada bausin nyamu lai, nada, alum tarima, rajiki alum datang.

3/ dangan danganmu atu tah yang ku nda suka tu nah.

4/ tayar karita atu nyamu haus sudah luan mengantati kau bepuya puya.

5/ sibuk ku sibuk.

6/ akhir kau balik tu karang.

7/ bahapa?! ngambur ngamburi usin mu? usin ani nada guna kata kata manis. usin ani nyamu guna paluh tani darah tani. nada nada, nada balik modal ni mun miani.

WTF!

2010-11-24T21:38:00.005+08:00

hahahaha. marah ku ni marah, pasal nobody told me to go to school on what? 24th kah? which, that is, today. which, just now, i just saw a few pictures from miming's page on facebook that, Sam, which is our chinese friend, hahahaha. holla dude if youre reading this. soooooo, yeah nada durang gtau aku to go to school or such which selalunya the other jynxies will text me up and say, 'sekolah isuk' or things like that. ani nada wah :( but whatever, i just saw these vain pictures of our beloved teachers, and i laughed my ass off when i looked at it, i mean..seriously? they're pouting?! ahahahahaha just look at it, okay? i loved it :p

Jynx code

2010-11-18T18:34:00.002+08:00

We are all familiar with the Bro Code, from Barney Stinson, Chick code, from err someone that i can't mention the name because i don't know whos writing that code. Barney stinson even wrote an entire book on the subject, with rules such as 1/ Bros before hoes. Someone who wrote the chick code also wrote the rules such as 1/ Chick before bitch, oops wrong. I mean 1/ Chick before dicks. Guys and girls have rules when they go out... but YEAH, WHAT'S THE CODE FOR JYNX? we jynx need code.

The JYNX code

1/ Jynx before stinks. It doesn't matter how stinks we are. We are jynx. We don't care what people say, but we do care what people do at us. Never leave one of the jynx behind!

2/ Share your things with the other members even though you know that thing should not be shared with people.

3/ Never give a hope to the other members ;)

4/ If you get 7 tickets to a big concert, the priority list for granting the other tickets are as follows:

1. Sai

2. NB

3. Mirah

4. Ann

5. Jibah

6. Desi

7. Ummi

.............7,777,777. your boyfriend

5/ You are allowed to watch one DVD by yourself. More than that, should be watch with the other members.

6/ If you owe money to other members, you should be cool with it because Jynx ain't a banker. Unless the one you owe money take POA.

7/ Jynx before stinks. I know, i already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. But, we always take shower, obviously.

8/ Jynx don't pee alone especially the second-NB. EVER. If one of the jynx pee alone, there's must be something wrong.

9/ It doesn't matter if she's had 10 burgers in one day.. Jynx never look fat, because we are jynx.

10/ If one of the jynx cannot go out, the other jynx must:

1. Ask why.

2. Ask why - with details.

3. Ask why - with questions in it.

4. Should say, 'don't worry, in this life there's always be next time'

5. be sad.

11/ Jynx should not sing and dance at the same time because we don't play both, we only play single, double, triple, straight, royal flush and so on.

12/ One of the Jynx should not watch KEEPING WITH THE KARDASHIANS alone. Should tell the others also especially the seventh-Ummi.

13/ Jynx, sometimes, should lie about the situation if the situation is kinda bitchy. Unless, the situation is being okay.

14/ Jynx should not swing arms when running.

15/ Jynx should not speak more that 7 languages.

16/ Jynx should not wear scarf and jacket at the same time because we ain't livin' in a cold country.

17/ Jynx should wear high heels.

18/ No jynx should make a kissing-ewwish-bitchy face in a photo. UNLESS, we are photo-modeling.

19/ One of the jynx should never talk with other people when peeing in the toilet unless with jynx.

20/ Jynx should share umbrella but in one umbrella.

21/ Jynx should never ever wear crocs with crocodile on it even though it costs thousands thousands.

to be continued...

ZOZOZOZO :D

Love the way you lie part 7 parody lyrics.

2010-11-18T18:14:00.003+08:00

On the first page of our story
the page seemed so bright and yeah, white
then this thing turned out so * censored*
I don't know why we're still surprised

about this thaaannnggg
but we,jynx,always be cool about it
but don't worry,guys

we always be your hero
even though we have lost our cat

how sad it is
Just gonna stand there and watch us?
but that's all right because we are cool about it
just gonna stand there and hear us sing?
but that's all right because we are so cool about it
in this tug of war, we always win
even when we are competing with the big one
'cause we use maybelline
with brush all over it, sprinkling all the glitter
and it's sick that all these glitters

make us glow and shine
thats how we roll

This night, you wake, try to cook indomie
hush baby, speak softly, we are cooking
ain't gonna make salivamie
so you can push me off if you think i'm wrong
try and touch me so I can scream at you not to speak
run out the room and I'll follow you like a cat that you've been mentioned
baby, without you, I'm useless please.. hug me
then tell me how ugly I am, so that i can go to saloon later
then after that, shave me, so that i'm hairless
know that no matter how many knives we use to shave
that we'll have each other's backs, 'cause we're that lucky
together, we move the knives smoothly
you cut me twice, yeah, but who's countin'?
I may have cut you also three times, I'm startin' to bleeding, but whos care?
but together, we'll live forever, we found the donor
our love is crazy, we're nuts, but I refused counselin'
this house is too huge, if you move out, i'll force you to move in back
[END]

HAI :p

2010-11-16T04:58:00.002+08:00

aku ada cerita wah, tapi kan, subuh subuh ani duii, nada urang kan update ni meliat blog kami. haha, bah karangtah saja lah ah ku becerita lah ah? jangantah marah nah aku suspen ah, bah peace out. spreading the JynxLove!

xx, Fidelis.

At Eenbie's :D

2010-11-13T19:35:00.020+08:00

Soo.. JYNXies kerumah si eenbie, yeah! karaoke, mamam buttermilk chicken,haha mamam? kan bkiut lah tu., ngusai rambut, and yeah online-online. Yang awal dtg, SI SAI, like OMG! iwas shock! totally. thankyou sai. YOURE HOT LIKE ARABIAN CUTTIE..Then SIUMMI, haha bejacket2 putih,Suci muanya pakai baju warna putih, and the T-SHIRT~ (gmbar Mt.kinabalu) haha unique,mahn.

Liat T-shirt nya, cool like hell! oh wait, is the other way round, HOT LIKE HELL!okay lame, damn people,just go along with it.

where's the other? haha. its a very longgg story, soo lemme just go straight to the point.y'll don't want to hear me in detail, trust me. and yeah if meh english is so brokentey, so whatey, just read and enjoy meh beceritah,okeh. haha.

si SAI lupa ambil bis durg SiANN,SIBOM & SIMIRAH.Ia tarus kerumah sieenbie w/o ambil durg yg begitu lama menunggu nya.How could you sai, how could you. haha. it wasn't SAI's fault anyway. BOM said that she'll pick Ann and Myra, and let Sai fetch them up together at Bom's house. so said, inda memayah-mayah kan si sai ngmabil durg dari rumah kerumah, yala durg bekumpul saja rumah si bom.paya si sai aga arah one way saja. get it? lau inda paham, baca bisai2. Tampa kang. haha nda wa. btw Awww, sweet jua Bom.

okay where were we.. ahhh so durg Bom, Ann, Mirah tunggu si Sai, kan ambil durg, padahal si Sai drumah si Eenbie dah.. siSai inda paham bnanya cerita abis durg ani bah. ia pikir si Bom ngambil durg then tarus kerumah si Eenbie. ahh yata tu. salah paham punya pasal. salahkan SALAH PAHAM atu, jan salah kan durg. Tampa kang.

yeah people, yg ketiga dtg... siapa nah.. SIDAISY~ woah. ia pakai skinny jean merah. damn girl. and the eye lashes sooooo tevery lah long. GORGEOUS!

LAPAS ATU.... Baru tah bis durg tiga dtg~ and the party started when the jynx all together gather. just browse some the picture guys, i know kamu pun malas membaca. soo, bah.

MARKS ON DAISY ,SAI and UMMI WRIST, BITTEN BY ABASHED+FURIOUS VAMPIRE!

Bella & Edward Cullen

THANKS SOO MUCH FOR COMING GUYS. :') ILOVEJYNX SOO HARD TO THE CORE. haha iknowright. THANKS BABES.

-HOPIAN ba ini-zozo

this happened..

2010-11-11T21:06:00.003+08:00

THIS HAPPENED IN OUR JYNX'S FACEBOOK INBOX. haha, ya'll have to dig this, aight? (Y)

NB :
babes sabtu ani dtg kerumah, i have something that really really really really really really really important to tell y'll. please do come, ineed you, please please kamu jangan nakal. butter milk chicken~ haha paan.

BOM :
im gonna need sai to fetch me up, kalau ia inda dapat then, im not sure. okay? (:

NB :
not okay. haha muah, bunyi2 saja vave.

BOM :
ani jua ni! haha, muah. awu awu. anyway, aku gtau ainul wah about the bouncer on the 20th ani, ia inda suruh mandi wah. sekali, ku gtau bouncernya jenis pool ah. sekali ia cakap apanah? 'sexy jua tu nampak lamak.' kurang asam wah, haha.

NB :
haha ia shashak tu ya inda kana vawa. lamak? where? i don't see lamak in you vevy. youre sexy like me. haha sasak kali kamu eh lau kamu mbaca ani ah.

BOM :
haha, aku kirakan ignore lah saja apa yang kau reply atu :b

NB :
but its true right~ right. am i right or wrong, if you say wrong, yeah youre definitely wrong, btw tdngr kau aa laki2 kana rogol uleh gay blakang skh ah?

SAI :
:O are we having another Jynx Talk?? haha. eh bom, what's wrong with your transport?

NB :
no lah, adalah tu important nya... please come ah. ku tampa inda dtg. haha nada deh.. ijust want to plan something before 20 ani, yala.. penting lah pokoknya.

BOM :
i dont know, si nb ah. apa ada kah :b my transport? i dont know, car's a bit of a problem lately. plus, i love to go around together with you guys.

SAI :
vah. i'll try. kalau kana lapaskan jua. balik-balik dah ku ke rumah urang semenjak ani. takutku ujungnya inda kana lapaskan lagi. inda ku suka tu ah. yatah, we'll see. tapikan.. kamu wah, bila ke rumah?

BOM :
kau wah, bila kan banar confirm menyuruh kami kerumah mu ani, cubatah.

NB :
bah lau inda ri sabtu ni kerumah mu saja sai. cemana ;) *winkwink please please please. kau alum pernah jemput kami krumah mu eh.. :( ;'( hina kah kami ni sai.. 5tahun sai 5 tahun, berapa lama lagi kau mau kami tunggu ah? jawav!

NB :
me no friend you anymore sai. me no friend. you can apply back for my 'bestfriend form' next week.

SAI :
good point. haha! i like that about you bom, really. keep that. ahah apaan. entah ih inda ku tau nb. gipun dirumahku nada papa wah. nada dressing room, nada karokae room, nada kardashian, karang mati kamu keboringan.

BOM :
antah kau sai, but yes, for you i will baby. :b soo what, your place nada papa apa atu, at least the 7 of us are going to be there together, kan? (:

NB :
soo kau inda like aku lah..au si gvah saja. sorry you can apply the form for the next two week. eh gila jua, apa yg buat tani boring,sudah tani tujuh sama2.yg boring jadi siuk jua!ah,cua sai. cuakau pikir, pernah kan? pernah lau tani tujuh sama2, ada part tu tani boring?? adakan? ah ada? layakk kau ani eh

BOM :
habis lah kau sai, si nb ani lagi.......

hahahahahahahaha :8p

SAI :
aaaahh! sudahlah kau nb. usahlah kau membuatkan hatiku bingung. wtf. eh bukan miatu baie, aku tau kaliah kalau tani tujuh sama-sama, mesti GEMPAK punya.. ganya aku mau jua kalau kamu dirumahku kamu macam comfy and homely and shit. aha apaan. awah inda dih, banarnya aku inda pulang peduli pasal atu. saja mencari alasan supaya kamu inda datang. HOHO. tunggu ja ah, nanti adatah masanya tu babes.

DAISY :
Pikir tah sainya ani manggil kami semua kerumahnya.apa ini machaam

BOM :
haha. ahhh antah kamu ehh! stress stress! haha nadawah. bah, bila lagi kamu kan kerumah ku ani?

DAISY :
Eshuk kau ada exam bum? Boring bah, nada kan dbuat

BOM :
inda me ada exam isuk you, hahaha. oh my god, im not that good with " me's & you's ". haha. :b

DAISY :
Whaaaa? Omg like baby. Haha. Suk kerumah siapa?

BOM :
haha. idk kamu eh. ngalih ku sudah :b

NB :
ouch,.

DAISY :
Eh, ishuk siapa skulah?

NB :
kami amax skulah, kau?

DAISY :
Ah apakan?

NB :
kami bah, yg ambil amath,skulah, kau sekulah? damn girl.

DAISY :
Oh, a maths. Pikir ku amah.hahaha stupid. Kmu extra kah? Aku inda tau eh. .

NB :
jauh jua amah...kan beamah usulnya. au extra, so kau skulah?

DAISY :
Inda lah manada. Aku mau plang skulah salnya nada kan ku buat dirumah. Tapi. . Nada transport so liatlah. . Ari sabtu ani jadi kerumahmu?

NB :
kerumah ku still on, dangdutan lagi.bah tidui ku eh.

MING :
KE RUMAH SIAPA KAN?! FCUK FCUK FCUK. confirm today.

BOM :
hari sabtu, rumah nb. bila kamu nada exam? rumah ku eh isuk kah lusa kah apakah, im bored man.

MING :
confirm kah? bom. kotion mua ah. apa? masa lepas geo, inda kau aga aku. jubur besar.

SAI :
selasa dapan wah tani tujuh freeeeeee.

BOM :
entah kau ming eh, kau yang patut aga aku ==" ngok. :b bah eh, batah kamu kerumah ani, mati buring nya di rumah ani ya Allahh.

UMMI :
okay ngalih ku membaca babesssssssss so

UMMI :
apa? apa? hot ride? whattaaa??

UMMI :
awah awah, awu hari sabtu kerumah mu.. nb

UMMI :
aku baru realise yang dalam lagu kat deluna yang everybody dance, si gajah man cakap, 'everybody gagas' whattafuckkk???

UMMI :
bah bah, hari sabtu kerumah si nb. hari ahad kerumah si jibah. hari shlasha, kerumah si shai. what up?!

UMMI :
i know righttt

UMMI :
AND I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YA JYNX. AKU NYAYA KALING TADI, WHATTAHELL? macam masa di manggish yoh apan apan

UMMI :
awah awah, bah sediakan saja lagu nb. aku datang pukul 9, aku kan liat kimora pagi pagi

UMMI :
:b

DAISY :
Shitt.haha ktawa ku mmbca eh!

SAI :
shiiiiieet! hah apan.

NB :
hello sir,
we are Sai, Nina and Ummi. we are truly sorry because not came to your class this morning. And thank you for the early morning extraclass.

however, sir, are you free in the early morning? we want to ask you couple of questions. we are now answering june paper 1 2008, we stuck in question 3,5,7(ii),9 and 10. any tips or hint sir, for us to answer the question? we need your advise.

*aku send arah sir. wahahaha.

NB :
and alum ya balas, aku rasa.. aku salah taip email nya wah. apa email nya kian? yeoh45@hotmail or @live?

BOM :
yeohisalwaysyournigga@inyourf***face.com

kalau tah ada email cematu ahh, hahaha. :b

NB :
i dont have a fuck face, Siti Najibah.

BOM :
oh oh, im sorry mrs. yeoh :(

NB :
its okay Siti, next time, you shouldn't take a picture with my class, even if anyone force you to do so. i should take you to the principal.

BOM :
hahaha, i dont care about that, no one forced me to, but i just want to (; and i dont wanna miss to take a picture with my girls (; so yeah.

NB :
aww... sweet jua :') huhu * Mr yeoh touched by Siti's cute words,he couldn't even stop his eyes from tears after heard such words, he then gave Siti a hug and just like that he walk away* not long after teacher Budi approached Siti. and with a loud voice and angry face " Siti! what did you do to Mr yeoh, i saw him cry just after he left you, what Siti, what did you do?!"

BOM :
nada papa cikgu budi, ia atu marahi aku tadi, sekali ku marahi lah balik pasal ia marahi aku, iatah ia menangis..cikgu kan marahi aku kali? astahh, jangann, menangis karang macam sir yeoh~ sudah tah sir yeoh karas, ehh nahh, ani menangis wah ia olehku. cemana?

DAISY :
hahaha!

UMMI :
apatah ya balas tah? hahaha

BOM :
apa. tah. yang. tah. dibalas. tah. atu. tah? HEHE.

NB :
Cikgu budi terdiam, dan terkejut dengan kata2 Siti.Kerana marah dengan kata2 Siti , Cikgu Budi lantas menerkam tangan Siti. Dia ingin mengheret Siti bejumpa dengan pengetua. Fortunately, Cikgu pengiran was there and with spontaneously he said 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,lakasta bdikir dbwah arah surau.panggi JYNX yg lain jua'. Cikgu Budi pun terus melepas kan tangan Siti, takutnya nanti pekara ini akan tersebar.And just like that,Siti was saved by yknow who.

NB :
ya ada balas,ia bg aku worked solution. hmm. suka ku sir yeoh ani eh. like crazaaayyy.

NB :
aku lupa dimana ku menaruh hp ku, cua kamu mc kan.

NB :
inda payah tah inda payah.

DAISY :
Brapa no hp mu?

BOM :
hahahaha, baru kau tau nb, adakah lupa menaruh hp. woooo :b bah kajap lagi aku sambung cerita ahh, okay okay. heee

BOM :
Siti tersenyum apabila Cikgu Pengiran menyelamatkannya dari yknow who dan terkejut kerana Cikgu Pengiran tahu akan kumpulan yang digeruni ramai, Jynx, kerana sebelum ini dia pernah gagap apabila bertanya Siti akan..tarikh lahir dan Siti bengang. Cikgu Pengiran pun ikut bengang dan hanya terdiam apabila melihat Siti yang berwajah serious. dan kemudian, dia hanya..

bah sambung! hahahaha, karang ku post cerita tani ara blog :b xx.

HAHAHAHA. im jobless.

love, fidelis. xx!

back to the classics.

2010-11-11T20:57:00.003+08:00

just so you know whats the title is about, im back using the classic phone. jangantah kan belurus sana okay? haha, not the one yang thick phone with antennae, dumb jua usulku tu if i use one, hahaha. barat tu eh bawa bejalan, mc orang lagi payah tu. haha, makin panjang jua nii karang, apanya si ann? "tambahi nya wah! pintar eh." hahaha. anyhoww, yes, just dropping by to let all the bloggers know that im back to the classics, using nokia 1600. cek tia arah google if you want to, rugged kaliah (Y) haha. bah, enough of me sharing this shit. not embarassing myself, just sharing a part of shitting piece of my life. hahaha, emo. bah, thanks readers.

love, fidelis. xx <3

the effing news.

2010-11-03T12:05:00.003+08:00

anyway, about my phone. early morning, i did ask for money from dad, $10. thats how much it costs when i payed for repairing my phone, in fact less than 10. then, fu-huuuuuuuuuucckkkkk. the repairman said that the wires inside my phone maybe putus, and the total for the repairing costs $86+, i mean, how shit is that? :( i only got $10 in my pocket then he asked for more? i mean, bullshit. :( i wasted my fucking time going to the mall instead of studying my butt at home. i did study, but i just cant get everything right. FOR SURE! i cant stop thinking how should i contact people and stuff, mahn, im soo stressed out. i reached home and start bullshitting my time thinking about my phone, how messy my room is, and study. now is 12:09, exam starts at 2. just goodluck me, goodluck. i hate you stupid hp, very much. okay, thats for now.

love, fidelis. xx!

stressed out. :(

2010-11-03T06:10:00.002+08:00

BIG HI from Jynx. <3

good morning bloggers, im here just wanna drop by just wanna say that..

MY PHONE SUCKED, the keypad went stupidly annoying. the menu keypad, the one to answer calls, kanan and bawah arrows DIDN'T WORK. and guess what? since YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. :(

i switched it on and off every time i have the feeling that it might be working out as usual but it turned out to be the other way around. and then, trying to use my spare phone, hah! it fucked up too cause of its battery, i guess, yknow it, overcharge. :(

its kinda hard for me to not have a phone around, the phone is like my second life, yknow. for me to contact Jynx *winks* and ainul :( i cant even study last night because of this phone! and afternoon later at 2, will be D&T exams :( im sorry D&T, i haven't studied you yet, blame the phone okay? :(

anyhow, i decided to ask for money from dad and maybe go to the mall later at 10, it'll probably take half an hour for them to work things right with my phone. huh, please make my day people! i dont wanna ruin my day just because of this stupid phone :\

sai, i know youre phone fucked up too, but mine was..really, it bums me :(

okay, maybe thats it for now. will update ya'll bloggers how'd it go later (:

love, fidelis. xx!

JYNX'S MOMMA.

2010-10-30T11:06:00.002+08:00

30/10/2010. MISS EVELIN IS OFFICIALLY OUR MOMMA! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

'i don't f*cking care!' - Momma Eve.

p/s: photo will be uploaded later in time. ;)

at school.

2010-10-30T07:46:00.002+08:00

goodmorning, jynx fans. hahahaha :P anyhow, today jynx suppose to come to school like teenage kids do, early in the morning and get up from your asses and hit shower then dress and head your butt to school. but what? i came to school likewise, then i saw what? NO SIGN OF JYNX. this, we called MIA, missing in action --" i dont know where they at so i just sat there, alone..*juuuust kidding, when the hell am i alone jua (; haha, im alone in the bathroom, duuh :P haha. soo yeah, i sat there with my classmates. while waiting for them, urghh. i saw ann's car, nb's and sai's but what? NO THEM, AT ALL. aren't we suppose to meet up today? oooh maaa dayuuuumm. so yeah, whatevs ann, nb and sai. you made me wait but what? you gave me shit. hahaha. and FORTUNATELY, miming came. haha, with her sleepy face, nahh. not sleepy, but thats what her face always look like. in a beautiful way. heheh. soo, me and miming pergi cari mereka mereka ni lah. dui, nada. --" soo, we decided to hang around at Jynx Cyber. yknow where that is, right? (: soo yeah, we went there and met our winner for the Jynx Award :D Sir Joe and Teacher Evelin :D all were smiling gracefully today, mahn. :D soo, me and miming kana bagi this kunci for the cyber room :D yeah, we hang and miming buat her twitter while i, posting this beautiful crap on blog. but what the hell right? (: so yes, goodbye from Jynx News.

LOVE, Fidelis. xx

at my place, dumbass.

2010-10-29T22:23:00.006+08:00

YES, jynx were at jibah's place earlier today. obviously, its Friday soo, datang lapas sudah habis sembahyang jumaat. one by one of the jynx datang but toooooooooooooo bad that daisy weren't there! :( anyhoww, the first one to come was NB. *clap clap* haha. since the two of us are known as awkward when we're left alone together but hey! it turned out to be great, we talked about yknow-what yknow-what :DD yes, you dont know buuuuuuuuut, it was great, seriously (: we talked till nb's throat kinda..hurt i think. or haus :P so then, i gave her water to drink, we talked agaiiiin sampai ann arrived outside. guess what? she's awake when i mc-ed her masa tengahari when they were suppose to come at that kinda time jua. but then, fortunately, she's the second to come :D when she was about to came in my room, nb was hiding behind the wardrobe to make a surprise for ann and to make her feel like she's the first one to come soo..blablabla. we talked again about stuff *kiraikirai* :p then ummi came along, without us knowing that she was outside but she made herself feel like home, soo yeah, she just bust in my room and sat down to my bed. and agaaaaain, we talked about more stuff! :D after a lot of talking, miming came along. usulnya lagi rambut basah apa ah, and that very moment, nb was hyper till she pompong her hair like Dara 2NE1. :P then, i volunteered to miming to karingkan her hair, soo yes, i did. then, semua tia tarus, ada yang becurl rambut tia, ada yang cutex the fingernails, ada tia vaining begambar sambil taking pictures, but soo what, thats what we do mahn, thats how we roll! holla :D then, makin makin vain, semua begambar sambil tukar baju and stuffs :P what! thats Jynx make-over :D soooo yeah, since we're doing our stuff, sai came. gosh, i miss her (: but too bad daisy nada soo yeah :\ kisses for you daisy (: sai was all make-uppy :D kami semua siuk sendiri lah! it all went great, one hell fun day :D

p.s : sorry cause this was just simple. and..err, we were actually going to study math for monday but, turns out to be like this. sorry mahnn, we cant help it. haha, hookay. xx (:

New Upcoming Jynx Award - Best Teachers In SMSSA 2010

2010-10-29T12:13:00.002+08:00

soo, this came up to my mind like just now. haha, so yeah! since our school ada teachers yang bubbly, fun and we can be ourselves when we bumped into them, we made ourselves Jynx Award for Best Teachers In SMSSA, as ya'll know it, we'll just reveal the top 7. :D

soo, here are the nominees.... ahh to hell the nominees, lets just give the award straight away. if i could have said the nominees, you guys are like what? wasting your precious time to read your asses about the nominees. wtf. haha!

so, to us, here are our top 7.

1. Sir Joe - He's like a brother, yes, a brother. holler back at you man :D
2. Teacher Evelin - haha, she gets annoyed yet excited when we're around her, yes cher? :D
3. Teacher Ardiana - she was our form teacher when we were in form 3, if im not mistaken. plus, ia lawa. haha :P
4. Sir Reizal - he's not around school anymore :( but hey, you're listed here sir :D
5. Sayoh - he's our gorjas. HAHAHAHAHAHA *sarcastically :P
6. Teacher Suzi - she's married to Sir Zadil :p plus, ia lawa and the way she teached Science is like..wow. :D
7. Sir Suferi - dimana kami ada, ia ada disana jua tu taking our pictures :P like, majlis perkahwinan teacher suzi, di rumah si NB. antah, ia dimana mana lah! :D

soo, thats it. holla, xx :D

Exam Fever.

2010-10-28T23:20:00.002+08:00

Hello! sorry didn't post anything since our last post due to our big, I mean..big, huge, massive exam :( the 7 of us are taking BRUNEI-CAMBRIDGE G.C.E 'O' LEVEL OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2010. sooooooo far, our exams..yeaahh, some were breathtaking hard, some were okay, some managed us to swear them. but hey, its almost over.....NOT. our last exam will be in 19th Nov which is, sooooo far away. but here, there are tips from my sisters for exams. (:

you could check out this link ;
http://blog.iloveallaah.com/2010/10/duaa-for-exams/

and also, here's some tips, you can share with ur friends, mudahan dapat diapply walaupun bukan time exam.. :)

belajar atu adalah ibadah. beribadahlah bersungguh-sungguh seumpama besok adalah kiamat..

kalau di lihat ah, exam atu boleh diumpamakan macam ujian untuk sesorang. masa exam atu, tani berjuang untuk mengatasi kepayahan questionnya yang akan tani jawab. tani berusaha dgn mbaca berabisly. udah berusaha s...berabis tani, sudah keluar result masih jua inda score,masih jua mcm dulu. atu perlu tani tinjau balik apa kesilapan tani. bermula dengan tani belajar atu niat tani betul kah inda. belajar ani adalah jihad menyahut seruan Allah, tani mengenal ilmu Allah agar bisa tani kagumi kebesaran kuasa Allah. misalnya, dengan belajar science tani tahu yang bumi ani bulat dan rotates, atu mengaitkan tani terclick bumi ani mesti ada pencipta dan pengurusnya yang VERY POWERFUL, ia atu Allah Azza Wajala. pasal atu tani wajib menuntut ilmu. untuk mengenal Allah tani perlu melihat pada ciptaanNya, e.g ilmu dan sekeliling. Ilmu atu indakan tani dapat capai kalau Allah inda benarkan ilham menyampai ke minda tani.

kemudian, di lihat lagi seumpama apa usaha tani selama kan menghadapi exam atu. adakah tani hanya menghafal bulat-bulat pelajaran atu tanpa usaha untuk memahaminya pasal atu sukar untuk tani apply the ilmu dgn dunia sebenar tani. kalau usaha tani atu sungguh-sungguh tulus mahukan terbaik kerana CINTAKAN Allah, tani mahu mengenal lagi bagaimana Allah atu, dan kemudian Allah akan melimpahkan rahmat ke atas tani, maka saat atu lah ilmu tani dikatakan diberkati. ada orang belajar berjam-jam, ttapi hanya 2 topics ya terbaca tapi ada org hanya belajar beberapa jam tapi ia dapat cover everything, atu yang tani maksudkan keberkatan. mungkin saja yang hanya belajar bberapa jam atu usahanya selama ani sungguh2 mulia, solat nya inda tinggal, solat sunat diperbanyyakkan nya, doa inda putus2 dipanjatkannya. kerana atu Allah redha padaNya maka Allah turunkan rahmat ke atasnya :))

mun pun sudah tani usaha tapi masih belum rezeki dpt high score.ingat Allah melihat pada usaha tani bukan natijah (atau resultnya). mungkin saja Allah inda beri kejayaan atu pasal menghalang tani dari berlaku mungkar. mungkin saja sudah tani berjaya nanti tani jadi org yang sombong, inda ingat kan indung, hidup siok sendiri,nauzubillah. pasal atu tani perlu do'a minta yang terbaik dari Allah. pasal manusia ani memang inda tahu apa yang terbaik untuk durg. mungkin saja sesuatu atu baik pada pandangan tani tapi sebenarnya buruk bagi tani dan masa depan tani, pasal atu Allah inda beri apa yang kitani hajati.

Allahu a'lam , Allah lebih mengetahui :))

p/s: masa exam ani tah mudah hati dan fikiran berfikir yang bukan-bukan. atu tah perlu nya tani baca doa before belajar, kerana syaitan indakan duduk diam bila dilihatnya manusia atu berusaha kan mendekatkan diri dengan Allah. hanya diri tani dapat mengatasi lintasan-lintasan yang inda pedah atu, tertaluk pada tani adakah ingin memberikan kesempatan pada Iblis laknatullah untuk menyelinap masuk dalam hati tani membisikkan perkara negative yang melencongkan focus tani. bah belajar baik-baik. tenung-tenung lagi untuk apa tani hidup. untuk apa tani belajar. untuk siapa tani belajar. bukan kerana diri sendiri atau ibu bapa. tapi KERANA ALLAH TA'ALA. ingin merasa keindahan mencinta Rabbul Jalil ♥

the tips ----> http://www.sktanjungaruwpl.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=148%3Apetua-pelajar-cemerlang-dari-dr-fadzilah-kamsah-&catid=71%3Amotivasi&Itemid=134

insha Allah will try tomorrow send u do'a-s untuk belajar and everything.

all the best, semoga u can get kejayaan dunia dan akhirat xx

CHUCKY!

2010-09-29T12:01:00.003+08:00

let me tell ya, watching Chucky during school period was HELL AWESOME! (although we didn't get to finish it) but still, HELL AWESOME!
bloody scenes kinda bonds our friendship, y'know? :D
seriously, the movie is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY US! CAUSE WE COOL LIKE THAT YAW. ;)

aight. like Chucky said 'ARE YOU F*CKING NUTS?!'
(oh, i just love that quote, doesn't concerns anything. hehehehehe) ;)

JYNX.

2010-08-02T14:41:00.006+08:00

-Jynx. (a novel)

-Jynx. (Jynx and Caia Halloweenies)

-Jynx Torquilla. (bird species)

-Jynx. (logo shirt)

-Jynx. (the band)

-Jynx. (unknown)

-Jynx. (the R&B singer)

-Jynx. (Pokemon)

ya sure you're not copying us?

2010-08-02T14:23:00.004+08:00

7 Cool Illusions.

2010-08-02T14:15:00.002+08:00

SUNSILK 7

2010-06-24T19:23:00.007+08:00

Jynx Top 7 Everything.

2010-06-20T01:29:00.000+08:00

Jynx Top 7 Chefs.
1. NB.
2. Ummi.
3. Daisy.
4. Ann.
5. Meyra.
6. Bom.
7. Saii.

Jynx Top 7 Early Risers.
1. Saii.
2. Daisy.
3. Ummi.
4. Bom.
5. NB.
6. Meyra.
7. Ann.

Jynx Top 7 Narcissists.
1. Ann.
2. Daisy.
3. Meyra.
4. Bom.
5. Ummi.
6. NB.
7. Saii.

Jynx Top 7 Socials.
1. Bom.
2. Ann.
3. Meyra.
4. NB.
5. Daisy.
6. Ummi.
7. Saii.

Jynx Top 7 Freaks.
1. NB.
2. Ann.
3. Meyra.
4. Ummi.
5. Saii.
6. Bom.
7. Daisy.

Jynx Top 7 Blab Mouths.
1. NB.
2. Meyra.
3. Bom.
4. Ann.
5. Ummi.
6. Saii.
7. Daisy.

Jynx Top 7 Food Lovers.
1. Bom.
2. Ann.
3. Saii.
4. Meyra.
5. NB.
6. Ummi.
7. Daisy.

Jynx Top 7 Sleepyheads.
1. Meyra.
2. Ann.
3. Bom.
4. Saii.
5. NB.
6. Daisy.
7. Ummi.

Jynx Top 7 Ladies.
1. Ummi.
2. Bom.
3. Daisy.
4. Saii.
5. Meyra.
6. Ann.
7. NB.

Jynx Top 7 Bookworms.
1. Saii.
2. Daisy.
3. Ann.
4. Bom.
5. Ummi.
6. NB.
7. Meyra.

Jynx Top 7 Heads.
1. NB.
2. Saii.
3. Ann.
4. Ummi.
5. Daisy.
6. Bom.
7. Meyra.

Jynx Top 7 Guys Lover.
1. Ann.
2. Daisy.
3. Meyra.
4. Saii.
5. Bom.
6. NB.
7. Ummi.

Jynx Top 7 Animal Lovers.
1. Daisy.
2. NB.
3. Ummi.
4. Saii.
5. Ann.
6. Bom.
7. Meyra.

Jynx Top 7 Childish Attitude.
1. NB.
2. Ann.
3. Meyra.
4. Saii.
5. Ummi.
6. Bom.
7. Daisy.

Jynx Top 7 Fighters.
1. NB.
2. Saii.
3. Bom.
4. Daisy.
5. Ummi.
6. Ann.
7. Meyra.

Jynx Top 7 Clean Freaks.
1. Daisy.
2. Bom.
3. Saii.
4. Ummi.
5. Meyra.
6. Ann.
7. NB.

Jynx Top 7 Fashionista.
1. Daisy.
2. NB.
3. Bom.
4. Saii.
5. Meyra.
6. Ann.
7. Ummi.

Jynx Top 7 Bodies.
1. Ann.
2. Daisy.
3. Meyra.
4. Saii.
5. NB.
6. Ummi.
7. Bom.

Jynx Top 7 Facial Freaks.
1. Meyra.
2. Daisy.
3. NB.
4. Ann.
5. Bom.
6. Ummi.
7. Saii.

Jynx Top 7 Lagg Heads.
1. Meyra.
2. NB.
3. Saii.
4. Bom.
5. Ann.
6. Ummi.
7. Daisy.

Jynx Top 7 Lame Ass.
1. NB.
2. Ann.
3. Ummi.
4. Daisy.
5. Meyra.
6. Saii.
7. Bom.

Jynx Top 7 Divas.
1. Ann.
2. Meyra.
3. Daisy.
4. Bom.
5. NB.
6. Saii.
7. Ummi.

Jynx from the oldest to the youngest. :)
1. Saii.
2. NB.
3. Meyra.
4. Ann.
5. Bom.
6. Daisy.
7. Ummi.

Little Red Riding Hood's Trip

2010-06-19T14:58:00.004+08:00

Little Red Riding Hood checked the contents of her basket: bread, cheese, milk, fruit, cigarettes and gin, ticked them off her list, and trundled off to deliver them to her Granny who lived in the forest. It was a long walk from the village where she lived, so when her legs began to ache, she decided to rest awhile in the skimpy shade of the autumn trees.

She picked up handfuls of dead leaves and formed them into a cushion to sit on. While collecting them, she came across some small brown mushrooms with pointy caps. She gathered them up, and put them in her basket for Granny to have with her dinner.

When she finally reached the ivy clad cottage, Granny hobbled to the door and let her in. She was very pleased with the mushrooms, but instead of putting them in the larder with her food, she put them in a teapot and brewed up some tea.

Little Red Riding Hood thought it tasted horrible, but forced it down to be polite. The strange tea made her feel sick at first, but she was persuaded it would pass, and after having a biscuit to get rid of the taste.

When she opened them again Granny was lying on her bed, and although her clothes were the same, she looked different somehow. The girl climbed up beside her to have a better look.

"Oh Granny, what big eyes you've got."

"That's probably because it's quite dark in here" she said.

"Oh Granny, what a big nose you've got." (And such an odd shape she thought, but decided not to say).

"How kind of you to notice it, thanks very much" the old lady growled.

"Oh Granny, what big teeth you've got."

"Listen matey, I've had enough of your insults. Get me a cigarette before I lose my temper" she snarled.

The girl took one look at Granny's expression, and knew that arguing would be a bad idea. She ran to the sofa and fetched the box and the lighter. When she returned to the bedroom, the old lady had grown much hairier, and the child approached her cautiously.

"Granny.. Why are you so hairy today?" she asked nervously.

The old woman growled angrily, the girl screamed, and a passing woodcutter heard her screams and pounded on the door.

"Are you all right in there?" he shouted through the letter box.

"No, help me, help me, it's going to kill me" the child cried.

"Let me in."

"I can't, I'm hiding."

The woodcutter kicked at the old door until the frame split and the lock fell off. He ran into the living room and spotted a young girl hiding under the table.

"What's wrong, why are you hiding?" he asked, squatting beside her, whilehis eyes scanned the room for a sight of the potential murderer.

She crawled out and climbed into his lap, shaking and sobbing. He picked her up and gave her a hug, then placed her gently on the ancient sofa. When she finally calmed enough to be able to speak, he asked her what had happened to frighten her so badly. Her blue eyes grew wide, and her jaw began to tremble.

"It's all right. I'll protect you," he said, though he could see nothing to worry about in the room.

"Help me, my Granny's turned into a wolf" she whispered, pointing to the bedroom.

The young man drew himself up to his full height, cleared his throat, flexed his muscles, and turned the brass door knob.

On the bed lay a very old lady, fast asleep. He went closer, to check that she was normal and not wolf like in any way. Lots of wrinkles, plaited white hair, and breath like stale vegetables,convinced him that she was definitely not a wolf.

He remained there for several minutes, trying to work out what on earth was going on. He smelt the woman's breath again, and recognised the odour. When he emerged, he sat next to the trembling child and looked into her eyes.

"Have you been eating mushrooms?" he asked her kindly.

She nodded, "Granny made us some mushroom tea" she replied.

He smiled, nodded to himself,and said, "Pour me some of that tea please."

While he drank the tea, she drank orange juice, and slowly returned to normal again. He drained his cup, sent the girl home, and went to check her Granny was alright, before leaving her to go home. He was concerned that she might have heard his voice, and thought she had an intruder.

In her bed was a beautiful shapely young woman, with long blond hair and laughing blue eyes, giggling happily to herself. He stood by the doorframe and stared. She was the most desirable woman he had ever seen, including models and film stars.

When she noticed the muscular young man with long dark hair she stopped giggling, batted her eyelashes, and beckoned him over.

He moved slowly, as if in a dream. It seemed hours before he reached the bed. She patted the blankets and he sat beside her, lost for words. Her golden hair tickled his arm, and he stroked her head softly, marvelling at the silky texture. She nuzzled against his chest, then opened his shirt and nuzzled some more.

Outside,the birds had stopped singing, and the sun descended towards the horizon, creating a magnificent show of oranges, pinks and purples to finish off the day. Darkness arrived, and in the bedroom many candles were lit for comfort.

Electric lights were too harsh according to Granny.

Inside, the woodcutter thought he had died and gone to heaven. Sitting on a huge soft bed, with the most beautiful woman in the world in his arms, he didn't think things could get any better.Until a small but determined hand pulled him into bed, then ripped off all his clothes.

He had wondered briefly, very briefly, where the old woman had gone, but decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth, and pushed all thoughts aside, as he got down to the serious business of pleasing the lady who was there.

The candle lit hours passed like a dream, with much energy, and many fantasies being fulfilled on both sides. Several sweaty hours later, after enjoying each other thoroughly, they drifted off to sleep.

When he woke the next morning the woodcutter felt bruised and aching, his head hurt, and he wondered what on earth he was doing in the old lady's bed. He vaguely remembered something about a wolf and a little girl.

When his head stopped throbbing long enough for him to think, he decided that he must have saved the girl from a wolf, and fallen asleep in the grandmother's cottage. Though he was very surprised that she had let him use her bed. 'She must have been very grateful for me saving her grand-daughter', he thought, and allowed himself to feel smug for a while.

He could hear the old lady pottering about in the kitchen, and closed his eyes again, considering taking a day off after his exertions with the wolf that made him ache. There was something that bothered him though, if only he could remember.

Heavy boots clumped across the kitchen floor, shuffled along the hallway, and paused outside the bedroom door. Granny knocked on it softly.

"Are you decent dear?"

"Yes, come in," he replied, sitting up and covering his body with blankets so as to be decent for the old girl who had kindly let him stay.

A saggy wrinkled face appeared in the doorway, and grinned at him.

Hope she's not senile, he thought.

She shuffled towards the bed, then changed her mind and opened the window, letting in the fresh smells of the forest. Birds chirped in nearby trees, and a soft breeze rattled the last leaves on the trees.

She turned to face him. "Did you get a good night's sleep dearie?"

He thought she sounded amused, but couldn't imagine why, and assumed it was tiredness on his part, playing tricks on his ears.

"Yes thank you. The only thing is .. I can't remember how I came to be here.. exactly. I recall something about a little girl and a wolf, but everything else is a blank I'm afraid."

"You were very impressive" she said softly. "The wolf has gone, my grand daughter got home without any more trouble, and I felt very safe with you here all night."

He chuckled, "Guess I must have done a good job then, as everything turned out so well."

"Oh yes dear, you did a very good job. Everything is much better now, thanks to you. Would you like some breakfast?"

"Yes please, and a cup of tea if you don't mind."

"I don't mind at all dear, I expect a cup of tea is just what you need to help you remember last night."

She shuffled back to the kitchen, took bacon,eggs and sausages out of the fridge and put them into the frying pan on the old Raeburn stove, then buttered some bread to go with them, and washed up last night's cups and saucers.

While the breakfast was cooking, and her guest was getting washed, she put the kettle on. As she put fresh mushrooms in the pot she muttered, "It's so nice to have a grandchild who takes care of all my needs."

Have you ever seen these Pepsis before?

2010-06-18T12:48:00.003+08:00

7 pairs of Nike shoes with different themes

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PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT.

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SHINee Oxygen (Bruneian Language)

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Via "tv shows"

2PM-Again and Again (Bruneian Language)

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Via "tv shows"

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Mengenal Dara

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Apakah kita semua masih memiliki dara? eseh.

Masih dara kah inda? this is some of the ways how to know DARA kah INDA, well a bit off pulang topic ni, but just wanna share with y'll. enjoy~

Melalui Rekahan Bibir
Kita dapat mengenal pastinya jika bibir seorang wanita itu sangat mengancam dan berwarna kemerah-merahan. Dan rekahannya pula cantik. Selain itu, bibirnya juga bergaris-garis dan dapat dilihat dengan jelas.

Dahi Yang Berkedut
Gadis yang masih memiliki dara akan mempunyai dahi yang licin. Berbanding dengan dahi wanita yang tidak berdara yang mempunyai lapisan sebanyak tiga lapis walau masih muda. Ini dapat dilihat ketika mereka bercakap, berbual dan ketawa. Kedutan ini adalah berbeza dengan kedutan wanita yang berusia.

Bentuk Punggung
Bentuk punggung juga akan menggambarkan samada seseorang itu masih ada dara atau tidak. Bagi wanita yang tidak memiliki dara, punggunggya akan kelihatan seperti terjatuh ke bawah kerana sel2 punggungnya mengembang kerana ransangan nafsu ketika melakukan hubungan. Apabila mereka berlari2 dan bergerak akan kelihatan ianya seperti bergoyang2. Berbeza dengan gadis yang memiliki yang pejal dan tidak bergoyang.

Telinga\
Telinga gadis yang mempunyai dara akan kelihatan warna kemerah-merahan dan cantik. Wanita yang tidak punyai dara telinganya akan kelihatan leper dan tidak menawan lagi.

Tumit
Cuba lihat tumit anda. Di hujung tumit anda, cuba picitkan sedikit. Sekiranya selepas picit darah anda akan kembali ke posisi asal dengan cepat, ini bermakna anda masih berdara. Jika tidak, kawasan yang dipicit itu akan pucat dan darah kembali dengan lambat. Awas! Jaga tumit anda. Banyak kepentingan dan rahsianya lagi.

Ini hanyalah kaedah2 untuk anda mengenal samada seseorang itu masih dara atau tidak. Tak payahlah nak pi test kat orang yang dah berkahwin dengan halal. Selain dara2 yang tadi, kita masih mempunyai dara yang lain iaitu yang berkaitan dengan sensitiviti apabila berhadapan dengan lelaki.

(dipetik dari //www.hanan.com.my)

7 Cool Graffitis

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found these on Google.

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Something.

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I want to post something but Im Blank like seriously. HELP MEEEE !

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our funny faces. bah.

I mispelled 'faces' as 'faeces'.

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Gay.

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we're having our D&T extraclass today which is in school and there's a gay.

Boring

Cliff

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A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking
the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to
the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that
cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the
ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to
the bar!"

"No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death."

"Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks
over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure
enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet
right in front of the bar.

"I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" .
So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches
the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar.

"Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!"

"Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second
fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to
fall screaming to his death on the rocks below.

The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink.
The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him:
"You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been
drinking, Superman".

STAIRS

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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
the car!"

FRIENDSHIP FOREVER

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Two inseparable friends, Sam and Jason, met with an accident on their way to Boston City. The following morning, Jason woke up blind and Sam was still unconscious. Dr. Berkeley was standing at his bedside looking at his health chart and medications with a thoughtful expression on his face. When he saw Sam awake, he beamed at him and asked." How are you feeling today Sam?" Sam tried to put up a brave face and smiled back saying, "absolutely wonderful Doctor. I am very grateful for all that you have done for me. "Dr Berkeley was moved at Sam's deed. All that he could say was, "You are a very brave man Sam and God will make it up to you in one way or another". While he was moving on to the next patient, Sam called back at him almost pleading, "promise me you won't tell Jason anything".
"You know I won't do that. Trust me." and walked away.
"Thank you " whispered Sam. He smiled and looked up in prayer " I hope I live up to your ideas...please give me the strength to be able to go through this..Amen"

Months later when Jason had recuperated considerably, he stopped hanging around with Sam. He felt discouraged and embarrassed to spend time with a disabled person like Sam.
Sam was lonely and disheartened ,since he didn't have any body else other than Jason to count on. Things went from bad to worse. And one day Sam died in despair. When Jason was called on his burial, he found a letter waiting for him. Dr Berkeley gave it to him with an expressionless face and said" This is for you Jason. Sam had asked me to give it to you when he was gone".

In the letter he had said: " Dear Jason, I have kept my promise in the end to lend you my eyes if anything had happened to them. Now there is nothing more that I can ask from God, than the fact ,that will see the world through my eyes. You will always be my best friend........Sam".
When he had finished reading Dr. Berkeley said " I had promised Sam to keep his sacrifice he made a secret from you. But now I wish I didn't stick it Because I don't think It was worthy it" .
All that was left for Jason while he stood there was tears of regret and memories of Sam for the rest of his life .

LESSON OF THIS STORY: No matter what If we make a friend, we should stick by them till the end. Life is meaningless without a friend.

A Sweet Love Story

2010-06-13T13:55:00.001+08:00

From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating
this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that
the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be
with him.

Due to family's pressure, the couple quarreled very often. Though the
girl loved the guy deeply, she always asked him: "How deep is your love
for me?"

As the guy is not good with his words, this often caused the girl to
be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the gal often vents
her anger on him. As for him.. he only endured it in silence.

After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to
further his studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the gal: "I'm
not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow
me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your
family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"

The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally
gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he left, they got
engaged.

The gal went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas,
continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone
calls. Though it was hard, but both never thought of giving up.

One day, while the gal was on her way to work, she was knocked down by
a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside
her bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum cry,
she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out
of her mouth was just a sigh. She had lost her voice....

The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose
her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out
from her, she broke down. During the stay in hospital, besides silent
cry. it's still just silent cry that accompanied her. Upon reaching
home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the
phone which pierced into her heart every time it rang. She does not wish
to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a
letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.

With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent
millions & millions of reply and countless phone calls. all the gal could
do besides crying is still crying.... The parents decided to move away,
hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.

With a new environment, the gal learnt sign language & started a new
life.

Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her
friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let
him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of
him.

A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an
invitation card for the guy's wedding. The gal was shattered. When she
opened the letter, she saw her name on it instead. When she was about to
ask her friend what was going on, she saw the guy standing in front of
her....

He used sign language to tell her, "I've spent a year to learn sign
language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let
me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You." With that, he slipped
the ring back into her finger. The gal finally smiled......

Treat every relationship as if it's the last one, then you'll know how
to Give.

Treat every moment as if it's the last day, then you'll know how to
Treasure.

Treasure what you have right now, or else you may regret one day...

GOSSIP

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A woman repeated a bit of gossip about a neighbor. Within a few days the whole community knew the story. The person it concerned was deeply hurt and offended. Later the woman responsible for spreading the rumor learned that it was completely untrue. She was very sorry and went to a wise old sage to find out what she could do to repair the damage.

"Go to the marketplace," he said, "and purchase a chicken, and have it killed. Then on your way home, pluck its feathers and drop them one by one along the road."

Although surprised by this advice, the woman did what she was told.

The next day the wise man said, "Now go and collect all those feathers you dropped yesterday and bring them back to me."

The woman followed the same road, but to her dismay, the wind had blown the feathers all away. After searching for hours, she returned with only three in her hand.

"You see," said the old sage, "it's easy to drop them, but it's impossible to get them back. So it is with gossip. It doesn't take much to spread a rumor, but once you do, you can never completely undo the wrong."

2010-06-09T10:08:00.004+08:00

This is when the border between the other dimension is disturbed. They have come to warn us!

Presenting, Vamptrischa Voodooblood and her equally hideous-looking sidekick, McJokey Uglysmile.

'one who easily turned their back are the most delicious looking' -Vamptrisha Voodooblood.

Never Before Seen Pictures

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The Marriage Test

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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

and something.

2010-04-23T23:45:00.002+08:00

hello again! :D something from the Sport Day.

keseluruhan Sport Day something something, our sporthouse final decision of position was here. :D

1. Awang Jerambak, because of the marching and durang punya medals banyak plus, the athletes are more in Awang Jerambak.

2. Awand Semaun, medals and such, marching entah number berapakah, and the athletes in Awang Semaun, duii. NADA BANYAK -.-

3. Pateh Berbai. *Sai was in this sporthouse tapi ia nada dangan kan, since durang NB, Ann, Daisy and Ummi di Awang Jerambak, si Sai setia arah si Bom, iatah ia ikut Awang Semaun sahaja. :D

4. Awang Alak Betatar. :D

*To our juniors, seniors and teachers;
Juniors, ikut wah events in school, siuk kali ahh, jangan ikut jejak si Sai and Bom :D
Seniors, keep in joining the events. :D yang inda pernah atu, ikut saja. maybe if it is your last year, and the next year regret inda ikut any events in SMSSA, payah saja :D
Teachers, keep on rocking the school, jangantah marah marah ah. tehehe :D

that maybe all, thanks for reading!

Love, Jynx. <3

whaaddup?

2010-04-23T21:31:00.004+08:00

hello people. its been so long, we have been busy. sorry didnt post anything lately. so here, you may guess who wrote this page ;p because this is my freaking-but-incredibly first time ever i've written in our blog. -.- HAHA, yes, its because i didnt know whats actually our email and password to the blog and blahblah, i know you didnt care :D
So, since we've time now, let us share something!
Yesterday, 22nd of April, we are having our school's Sport Day di Padang Kebajikan :D as you all know, our school divided into 4 sporthouses; Awang Semaun, Awang Jerambak, Pateh Berbai and Awang Alak Betatar.
Talknig about Sport Day, some of Jynx was sporting enough to join it.
as usual, Miming and Ann joined. a big surprise happened this year when Ummi, NB and Daisy joined too. Sai and Bom had a problem with Sports Day that havent been settled, so they didnt joined anything.
and a big congratulations to Ann, who is chosed to be the assistant of Awang Jerambak :DD who the other chosen assistant was Farah and Husna. but then, Awang Jerambak clapped their asses off and chose Ann instead! and also, cheers to Bom. she was chosed to be the assistant of Awang semaun :DD who the other chosen assistant was Amal Nazurah. and yes, Awang Semaun too, did banged their heads off and chose Bom! :DD
Yes, Jynx did won medals and such. *when did they not? ;)
Bom and Sai supported Jynx and such, it was a hot day yesterday. who cares, yesterday was FUCKING FUN! :D
and err, Jynx has lovebirds~ NB and Munim are still together, happily. :D Ann and Hafiz are getting..HAHA :D Bom and Ainul are still together too :D Daisy and Ajrul, yes? and Ummi is with Rafi, aww. HAHA :p
Jynx here wanted to congratulate Arifah and Kin who are a couple now :D

okay, enough with the moment -.-

Tomorrow, (24th April 2010).

*Yes, we are having our mid year exams tomorrow. which sucks ): and im sure students out there are yawning, whining that they're not ready which is true -.-

well, will post another news soon. :D

singan sini saja, goodluck to the peeps who are having the exams!

*spreading Jynx's loves! :D

SORRY!

2010-04-01T21:46:00.002+08:00

Sorry for our not-publishing-any-posts because we are so-in-the-busy-mode.
Thank you for the visit. Have a nice day :D

what's up Jynx?

2010-02-28T13:12:00.002+08:00

what's happening with us? okkay, so now were quiet busy preparing for our teachers' tests and so on and so fourth. oh yeah, we'll be sitting for our o level exams this year pretty soon, some of us are taking june while others will watch the up coming soon ECLIPSE of the twilight saga gahaha. I love dong this. okay, that's the basic updates so far, well be posting again soon :)

Missing someone

2010-02-28T13:06:00.002+08:00

wow, I'd never thought that I'd miss him this much. Its like he's not even mine anymore. hmm. I don't know what's wrong with him, did he ate something wrong? well I hope not, beceuse that'll be such bull***t. want the old you back when were happy together. hmm, Imisshim my SOL :(

Meet Jacob Crackers Khan Bin Abdullah, the Hamster.

2010-02-27T18:51:00.006+08:00

Car for SALE!

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questions? just ask us on Cbox. age of car: 1 yr 3 mths. Suzuki Grand Vitara. Colour: biege

23rd Jan - Dikir Final Di SMSUAK

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We may not have won the 1st place. Or the 2nd, or 3rd.. and even 4th. But trust us! We did win the attention from zi boys.. :p Oh, the narcissity~

As we were taking and taking more photos.. Suddenly there was a ball of white light trying to interrupt Ummi. And NB was there to save her.

Daisy: Eh Baby Boo, apa kan tu arah kepala you ah??

Ummi: Eh awu eh apakan ni..?? Annoying eh! Help! Someone! Getitoff getitoff!

NB: Remain calm Ummi! I'll destroy it for you!

NB: Yahh!! Apa rasanya?! Feel the power of NB! Mm-hmm, ain't nobody mess around with Jynxies!

17th January - Cigu Yassin & His Dear Wife, Yuli, Got Married

2010-02-05T16:34:00.016+08:00

Unfortunately, there were only six of us there at the wedding. Ummi couldn't come.

Abis atu, kami ke Hua Ho gedek.
Then, ke Warisan.

Bom taking pictures with each of the member in the group

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Except with, herself. Duh~

16th Jan - 'Surprise' Birthday Party for Ann, Daisy and Erin (Part 3)

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-the end-

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16th Jan - 'Surprise' Birthday Party for Ann, Daisy and Erin (Part 1)

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Assalamu'alaikum dan Selamat Sejahtera..
Saya, ingin mengumumkan bahawa, pada hari ini, tanggal ke-16 bagi bulan Januari,ada 'surprise' party untuk Ann(4th Jan), Daisy(10th Jan) and Erin(15th Jan). And the reason ada tanda (') between the word surprise is pasal dorang tau udah wah yang kami kan adakan party atu. Well, si Daisy sama Erin pulang ganya. Si Ann inda. Tapi abis kami nyanyikan lagu Happy Birthday untuk the three January ladies atu, si Ann cakap cani pulang, "I knew it!" arah kami.

And this is the very first time kami celebrate birthday si Erin.
WOW.

Ming and Dez lawan main Hamsterball manakala yang lain sibuk bermakan-makanan. Miming sampat lagi membuyuk.

Abis yang lain sudah mangisi parut masing-masing, apa lagi, vaining..

That's not all. Ada lagi. Tapi stop kajap sini, let's go to the 'Romeo & Juliet' part..

Eh salah, sorry NB. 'BONNIE & CLYDE', aah baru lurus..

Okay, back to the previous one.

Liat tu si Nazmi belakang Daisy ah, buat pose DX lah tu~
What? You want a clearer view? Okay, no problem!

Oh yes! Show us some more!
Esseh si Apip ah, saranghae I love you arah siapa tu..

Bah, enough of Sally, Appie, Annie and Nazzie for now. Let's head to Miming.

Wah, dengan penuh konsentrasi jua si Miming dengan si Azim ani.

Bah, arah si Ummi lagi.

Dengan si NB awal-awal..

Pas tu dengan Mas Helmi.

What?! Behapa si Andrew sama Sally sini lagi anikan. Ummi wah Ummi!

Nah, lari tia ia arah si Bom. Kan main poker ko Mé?

-to be continued-

What's in each of the Jynxies' 'Dream Closet'?

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Ai {color: black}

Eenbie {color: hot pink/baby pink}

Ming {color: dark blue}

Ann {color: baby blue/babier blue}

Bom {color: red/maroon}

Daisy {color: brown/anything bright or cheerful}

Rina {color: purple}

'i don't want to eat eggs again.'

2009-12-30T12:26:00.002+08:00

How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?

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TWILIGHT ARE BAD!!

2009-12-30T12:01:00.001+08:00

Internal Debate 2

2009-12-30T11:58:00.000+08:00

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

Computer: You're not out of in...

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen...

Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.

Internal Debate

2009-12-30T11:51:00.001+08:00

Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

A technique

2009-12-30T11:41:00.003+08:00

If Archie Comics were HONEST!!

2009-12-30T11:36:00.002+08:00

Holiday with SUPER JUNIOR 5.6.7

2009-12-28T18:19:00.006+08:00

After all hard work of searching, we finally FOUND THE JYNX.

unfortunately., there are just THREE of them.

argh! so fucked up. so yeah whatever, better than inda ada kan.

huhh.

wellwellwell,what we have here.

Rina and Siwon!

aww how SWEET~

this picture was taken in PARIS

MY GOD.. It's JEEBUM!

ya know~ combination of JEE and kiBUM.

yeah yeah, i know, pretty cool isn't it. LOL :D

taken in Barcelona.

aaww~ look cute together.
hmm ya know, Daisy and Sungmin
this is the picture while they was about to attend Kat Deluna's Birthday partay~

...in a gigantic YATCH which sail to Atlantic.

5 down, 2 more to go.
the FIRST and the SECOND. come out,come out now.

PAPPARAZI aint gonna bite ya!

World's Largest Babay

2009-12-27T17:16:00.009+08:00

Below are the seven pictures of the world's largest babay..

Please enjoy. :)

Ain't he just the CUTEST thang..? :D

And I'm not being sarcastic!

Tips To Avoid Rapists(helpful to any girls.. and even boys)

2009-12-26T22:46:00.000+08:00

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.

3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4) Men are most likely to attack and rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. and 8:30a.m.

5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms.

6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.

7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape without weapons carries a 3-5 years sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.

8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

Keys are not a deterent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.

10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk; "I can't believe it's so cold out here", "We're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.

11) If someone is coming towards you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed no fear of fighting back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

12) If you carry pepper spray(this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes), yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them by strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm(between the elbow and the armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches.

Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.

14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.

15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behaviour, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!

You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

Holiday with SUPER JUNIOR 3.4

2009-12-22T22:18:00.005+08:00

Myra And Donghae

in Hawaii.

Ann And Lee Teuk

somewhere in UK

THE OTHERS?

...

soon

Paparazzi hardly knew them on their disguises,.

furthermore,each one of them picked different countries,different islands.,

so its hard to track where they went, what they did.

SO THE DIVAS.